penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

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weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

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shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

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weavemunchers:

Hi okay, so this is my grandma. I know it isnt a very good picture but she hates photos so i dont have any other ones. Her name is Vicky and shes only 62 but about a few weeks ago she got diagnosed with lung cancer no one knew until she was in stage 3. We used to do everything together but now she cant even get up. It breaks my heart to see her in pain because i love her so much. At the moment shes in hospice and they said shes going to stay there until she dies because we can not afford treatment & because of that she needs 24/7 care. I love my grandma more than anyone and id do anything not to lose her. Its so hard to just sit back and watch her slowly die I always thought it would just happen & it be over but its not the case sadly. On 5/18/13 I lost my dad. She was the only person i could talk to about it she was always there for me & i dont want to lose her too. We need around $5,000-6,000 to get her everything she needs and with that shell be able to come home from the hospital. My aunt (her sister) had to quit her job in Ohio and come live in the Hospital with her because its getting so bad. My pap (her husband) cant help her because when he was 42, a drunk driver hit him and they said it reduced his foot bones to powder so he cant walk without severely hurting himself. As a result he cant work either. My mom is helping as much as she can but shes only a waitress and has 2 kids. Im too young to legally be allowed to get a job but im trying at some places its not going too well yet.
I know well never get the 5,000-6k in time and i still wont get it from this post but im willing to try anything to help her. I love her so so much. I wouldnt be making this post if it wasnt the last resort. 
I have a donate button on my sidebar or you could go here to donate also.  Anything will help thank you so much. 

weavemunchers:

Hi okay, so this is my grandma. I know it isnt a very good picture but she hates photos so i dont have any other ones. Her name is Vicky and shes only 62 but about a few weeks ago she got diagnosed with lung cancer no one knew until she was in stage 3. We used to do everything together but now she cant even get up. It breaks my heart to see her in pain because i love her so much. At the moment shes in hospice and they said shes going to stay there until she dies because we can not afford treatment & because of that she needs 24/7 care. I love my grandma more than anyone and id do anything not to lose her. Its so hard to just sit back and watch her slowly die I always thought it would just happen & it be over but its not the case sadly. On 5/18/13 I lost my dad. She was the only person i could talk to about it she was always there for me & i dont want to lose her too. We need around $5,000-6,000 to get her everything she needs and with that shell be able to come home from the hospital. My aunt (her sister) had to quit her job in Ohio and come live in the Hospital with her because its getting so bad. My pap (her husband) cant help her because when he was 42, a drunk driver hit him and they said it reduced his foot bones to powder so he cant walk without severely hurting himself. As a result he cant work either. My mom is helping as much as she can but shes only a waitress and has 2 kids. Im too young to legally be allowed to get a job but im trying at some places its not going too well yet.

I know well never get the 5,000-6k in time and i still wont get it from this post but im willing to try anything to help her. I love her so so much. I wouldnt be making this post if it wasnt the last resort. 

I have a donate button on my sidebar or you could go here to donate also.  Anything will help thank you so much. 

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charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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