finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via unpopuler)


brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via surprisebitch)


White tumblr can understand that wearing a short skirt and high heels doesn't mean you were asking for it, but they can't understand that sagging your pants and saying nigga doesn't mean you deserved to be killed.

(via confirmance)



mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(via unpopuler)


bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via officialwhitegirls)


ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(via allteensrelate)


armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

(via unpopuler)



oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

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