dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

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daily-meme:

I Believe In Heroes, But Villains Are Betterhttp://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

daily-meme:

I Believe In Heroes, But Villains Are Better
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luckyluna22:

Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

luckyluna22:

Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

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sweet-bitsy:

hiccupartist:

who is she

Miss America

sweet-bitsy:

hiccupartist:

who is she

Miss America

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

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micdotcom:

Richard Dawkins sounded off on “worse” forms of rape — and the backlash was swift

Richard Dawkins is a smart man; his contributions to the biological sciences are many. Too bad his expertise in biology doesn’t preclude him from making foolish and offensive claims about rape. 

He’s completely missing the point | Follow micdotcom

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not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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mostlycatsmostly:

Adopt Peso! Forever Home Needed!

SIGNAL BOOST!
This handsome, neutered male cat is litterbox trained, up to date with his shots, about a year old and a bundle of joy and cuteness.

Peso likes humans and is friendly towards dogs and other cats. Likes his toys and enjoys getting attention and petting when he feels like getting some. He is playful and fun to be around and his gentle temperament makes him a wonderful family cat.

He doesn’t enjoy being held and is not a lap cat, but likes to stay close and keep you company and follow the house rules.

Peso is an international rescue from Iran, and has come long way in search of a loving forever home. He is a healthy one eye cat, and through that one eye he is looking forward to living a long and happy life with his loving family.

If you like to know more about handsome Peso, contact Farah Ravon at kfravon@yahoo.com
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(via Petfinder Adoptable | Cat | Persian | Los Angeles, CA | Peso)

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